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Why is the goldfish so alarmed? Well, this year some eight million British
taxpayers are facing self-assessment鈥攁 system akin to institutionalised
mugging. Other pages on the site helpfully lay out the new system鈥檚 deadlines
and offer a screensaver featuring a 鈥減enalty shoot-out鈥� with the taxman. But
what are the penalties for missing the deadlines? There is no point trying the
frequently asked questions page, which is still 鈥渦nder construction鈥�. So
Netropolitan had to turn to old technology鈥攖he telephone鈥攆or an
answer. 鈥淲e are working on a leaflet,鈥� says Hector鈥檚 spokesperson鈥攁
female.