鈥淥h Valentine, since you came to me you鈥檙e always in my thoughts. I鈥檒l never forget the night we met and you gave me genital warts.鈥�
A spoof valentine card produced as part of a UK government campaign to reduce the spread of sexually transmitted diseases
鈥淭his is nothing but a mean and groundless propaganda.鈥�
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North Korea鈥檚 official news agency denies claims that the country bought nuclear technology from Pakistani nuclear scientist Abdul Qadeer Khan (Reuters, 10 February)
鈥淗e can keep his money.鈥�
Pakistan鈥檚 President Pervez Musharraf on Abdul Qadeer Khan, the scientist who sold nuclear secrets to other nations (The Sunday Telegraph, London, 8 February)
鈥淯krainians simply must fly to the moon. Not all, however. Somebody must remain for flights to the Mars.鈥�
Ukraine鈥檚 President Leonid Kuchma on collaborating in international projects for manned missions to the moon and Mars (Associated Press, 2 February)
鈥淚f you鈥檙e a bad guy and you want to frustrate law enforcement, use a Mac.鈥�
Assistant Special Agent Dave Thomas of the St Louis Division of the FBI (SecurityFocus.com, 21 January)
鈥淚 think they鈥檙e going to be a little confused 鈥� the world as they knew it is going to be somewhat tilted.鈥�
Sharon Ehasz of Tempe, Arizona, on the successful operation to separate her two conjoined tortoises (Associated Press, 9 February)