Father Christmas has probably never gone 鈥渉o ho ho!鈥 in his life. More likely, he just grunts, according to the largest ever study into the sound of laughter.

This left the researchers with more than a thousand bursts of laughter to analyse. 鈥淥ne of the biggest surprises was the variety of sounds that constitute laughter,鈥 she says.
Laughter can be 鈥渧oiced鈥 or song-like 鈥 such as giggles and chuckles 鈥 or unvoiced, like grunts and snorts. Most of the subjects produced a wide range of laughter types. But women produce voiced, song-like bursts of laughter more often than men, Bachorowski found, while men are more likely to grunt and snort.
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Laughter clich茅s
The researchers also noted the vowel sounds in the laughter. These can be central 鈥 with the mouth more open 鈥 as in 鈥渢urn鈥 or 鈥渃ar鈥, or non-central, as in 鈥渉e鈥 or 鈥済low鈥.
The team heard very few examples of non-central vowels, scuppering the idea that people often go 鈥渢ee hee鈥 or 鈥渉o ho ho鈥. Other laughter clich茅s failed to hold up. 鈥淪tereotypes accounted for less than half of the laughter recorded,鈥 she says.
The subjects were all Americans, but Bachorowski says the findings may apply to other cultures. 鈥淚 suspect that culture shapes the circumstances in which we use laughter rather than its features.鈥
Journal reference: The Journal of the Acoustical Society of America (vol 110, p 1581)