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Feedback: Why the UK will be in a pickle this summer

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Surely you鈥檙e gherkin?

HAVING been forced to digest a year鈥檚 worth of political turmoil in just five weeks, British citizens will welcome Parliament鈥檚 summer recess 鈥 traditionally a period when newspapers struggle to fill their pages and lightweight stories dominate the headlines. In the UK, this is known as the 鈥渟illy season鈥, but Feedback notes that many countries 鈥 among them Denmark, Iceland, Germany, Poland and Norway 鈥 refer to it as 鈥溾.

Although the UK has certainly been left in a pickle this summer, we can鈥檛 help but wonder about the provenance of this phrase. Can any of our readers enlighten us?

鈥溾滿ultiverse theory is a lot like the national anthem,鈥 writes Carl Zetie. 鈥淚n theory there are many 鈥榲erses, but in practice we only ever experience one.鈥濃

Stop thief!

HOLLYWOOD hippy hang-out Moon Juice is appealing for help to recover a piece of rock stolen from the premises. The smoothie and 鈥渟ex dust鈥 store beloved of New Agers such as Gwyneth Paltrow issued for the return of a paperweight-sized lump of rose quartz, insisting that 鈥渢his loving rock has given so much to an entire community and has much more to share鈥.

Consulting Crystal Energy, our go-to guide for such matters (29 August 2015), we learn that any guilt the thief harbours is likely to be alleviated by the rose quartz itself, given that this gem 鈥溾.

Feedback recommends that Moon Juice contacts experienced stone-hunters, such as those who re-located Scotland鈥檚 Stone of Scone (). BBC News that 鈥渢hough it鈥檚 difficult to put a monetary value on such an object, a similar looking crystal on the CWS Healing site costs 拢2.50.鈥

Room with a vu

PROMPTED by Ian Napier鈥檚 question on the correct name for recursive d茅j脿 vu (9 July), Dave Rogerson thinks that 鈥淒茅j脿 View would be a good name for a guest house 鈥 but it might leave residents wondering if they鈥檇 been there before.鈥

FURTHER to previous examples of scientific prescience in literature, Jocelyn Penington asks what the Bard knew about astronomy. In Hamlet鈥檚 love letter to Ophelia, the prince exclaims: 鈥淒oubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.鈥

Could either of those opening astronomical statements be in doubt in Shakespeare鈥檚 time, wonders Jocelyn. For the answer, look no further than our own feature that examines the influence of radical astronomy on Shakespeare (19 April 2014, p 40).

Starry-eyed

ALSO mining the vein of literary foreshadowing, John Courcier reveals that quantum theory was well described by E. M. Forster in 1924, when he wrote in A Passage to India that 鈥渘othing in India is identifiable, the mere asking of a question causes it to disappear or to merge into something else鈥.

Attack of the drones

THE parents of 16-month-old Harwin Cheng say he was knocked down and injured by a patrolling security robot at Stanford Shopping Center in Palo Alto, California, .

The Dalek-sized drone boasts a suite of sensors, but apparently not enough to avoid running over young Cheng. His parents want other families to know about the threat posed to young people in malls by belligerent 300-pound security guards鈥 and presumably by robots as well.

Tree of temptation

OUR readers continue to sniff out examples of incongruous scents in nature. To complement the cream-soda-smelling Jeffrey pine (28 May), Meg Wilkinson suggests another pine, the ponderosa, which sounds mouth-watering: 鈥淪ome friends and I decided its scent was of coconut-vanilla cookies fresh from the oven whilst drinking hot buttered rum.鈥

The thick bark has deep furrows filled with this intoxicating scent, writes Meg, inviting people to press their faces against the tree to catch a whiff. 鈥淭hose of us who live here and love the natural environment are often called 鈥榯ree huggers鈥,鈥 says Meg. 鈥淧erhaps this comes from the uninitiated visitor observing us not hugging, but sniffing the trees.鈥

Shrew pyoo

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FURTHER to the strange smells of dogs (popcorn) and tigers (chocolate, peanuts), Heikki Henttonen reveals that the male Laxmann鈥檚 shrew has a strong musk that resembles 鈥渃heap perfume or soap鈥, distinctive enough that 鈥渙ne can identify the species even with eyes closed鈥.

He recalls once sitting on a train in Helsinki, Finland, when he caught a whiff of the rodent.

鈥淚 started to look around to see if someone had forgotten any Laxmann鈥檚 shrews in his pocket,鈥 Heikki says. 鈥淭o my disappointment, I realised the fellow next to me had used a popular new deodorant that smelled very similar.鈥

Double note

AS ANY brass player knows, 鈥渁 crook is a metal tube used to alter the pitch of brass instruments鈥, writes Andrew Talbot. This suggests that Major Crook, the band conductor and policeman recalled by Crispian Strachan (9 July), 鈥渋s a case of nominative quantum superposition, being both determinative and anti-determinative at the same time鈥.

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